I miss TV shows from the 90s

Every day i wake up and turn on the television i always find myself turning on the channel with shows from when i was a kid. There are TV programs that i like to watch now, but I miss the classic family fun shows. The ones that made you laugh over stupid moments and love stories weren't more complicated than Doug trying to keep Roger away from Patti Mayonnaise. This is why i decided to list my 6 favorite 90s TV shows, why 6? well..because i was going to do 5 but i couldnt choose, or cut any out so in no particular order...

 Boy Meets World 1993-2000

    I mostly started watching the show because of bad ass sexy Shawn Hunter. I thought he was such a babe, even though i was 13 years old when the show ended, even as a 5 year old i would want to jump through the TV screen just so he could kiss my cheek!
   Corey's dimwitted brother Eric, also a TV heart throb but soo not my type, always making you laugh with his stupid comments. Then there was Topanga, some eye candy for the men. Going from the geeky awkward looking pre-teen to a beautiful intelligent woman who's friend Minkus (Currently in the One Tree Hill I watch) always they were destined to be together. I grew up with this show and wish there was still something like it out there to watch. It had the perfect balance between hardships, romance, comedy and taught you that true friends really do stick together through thick and thin.

 Doug 1991-1994

    This is one show i wish they would bring back. When i have kids im going to find reruns somewhere just so they can listen to hits like "Killer Tofu." and "Bangin on a trash can."
    I remember having a crazy imagination as a child just like Doug, pretending to be a superhero fighting off bullies in school with his trusty sidekick Porkchop. I would want the Nickelodeon version though, not the Disney version. I love the Disney channel but Doug belongs on Nickelodeon.

 Rugrats 1991-2004

 Currently the longest running nicktoon.
  I dont think i ever missed an episode. Lil, Phil. Angelica,Susie, Chuckie and Tommy the crazy crew of babies getting into as much trouble as they can without even trying.
 I've always wanted Susie to punch Angelica in the face, but i guess that just wouldn't be suitable for a children's cartoon. Unfortunately.
 And Chuckie is just the cutest sniffle nosed little boy, trying to keep all his friends out of there daily mischief. He secretly loves it. I know they did a Rugrats all growed up or something of that sort, but i never really watched it in hopes of not ruining the original show. Who knew that babies could stay babies as long as they did. I didnt mind.

Full House 1987-1995

  Back when Mary-Kate and Ashley weren't all kinds of fucked up. I mean growing up in the spotlight cant be easy i guess, but come on. And then we have Bob Sagot who actually seems normal and non perverted in this show, but thats why he is an actor.
 Im glad they still have the re-runs on TV, i watch it every morning...well every morning im awake that is. Joey reminds me of this guy who rented a room from dad growing up, he used to always do impressions of Daffy Duck. Then we have Jesse, who in a way reminds me of my dad...not that my dad is an Elvis hair loving wannabe, but he loves music and grew up singing me to sleep with his guitar.

Saved by the Bell 1989-1993

The 90s had all the heart throbs.  Zack and A.C Slater...ooh boy! Between Slaters bulging biceps and Zacks smooth persona, if you mushed  them together it would make one perfect man (at least for me). My life in high school was nothing like Saved by the Bell, but i always wished it was.

Fresh Prince 1990-1996

 Oooh Will. You horny sexy little bastard. How you made me laugh every episode with your shenanigans.
 And who doesn't know the rap in the beginning of each episode "In west Philadelphia born and raised, on a playground is where i spent most of my days." I could go on forever.
 Its kind of weird because his sense of humor reminds me of my brothers. The facial expressions they make are so similar...I'm assuming he stole it from the show. He did that with Jim Carey and Robin Williams too.
  The Carlton Dance became a sensation. And who could forget Carlton and Will dancing to Jump on it. So many good scenes i could watch on the show that could never get old.

And for your viewing pleasure i will leave you with this...

Fuck the milk, Give me the whiskey tits!

One of my best friends (we'll say her name is Susan) recently found out she is pregnant! YAY!! I'M GONNA BE AN AUNTIE!!! she gets to find out the sex only a few days before my birthday! And I cant wait! I hope she realizes im going to be stealing her child away from her frequently.

Have i ever told you how much i love kids? I was supposed to be the godmother of two former best friends children, one ended up telling me she chose someone else while i was holding her baby in the delivery room (Nice huh?) and the other one decided she was going to continue to be the bitch that she is and end our friendship.

Which was fine with me because she was a terrible person anyways, needless to say we are now friends once again and she tells me she regrets our breakup and the fact that I'm not the godmother of her child. (sucks that you blew it huh bitch?)

Not to mention that I've wanted to be a mother myself ever since i was old enough to play house, if there is even an age limit for games like that.

So you cant even imagine my excitement when Susan told me she was expecting, and along with that amazing news she also talked to me about possibly having the pleasure being the godmother, which was a shock all in its own. 

We have had our ups and downs in the few years we have been friends but we always seem to pull through. When we are hanging out it feels as if we have been friends for waaayy longer than we actually have. I also like the fact that she is honest with me, unlike my other friends if she isn't sure of something she isn't going to get someones hopes up for no reason at all. So I'm thankful she told me it was between me or her sister in law, i could have named at least 5 people i would have thought she would choose before choosing me. And when she told me i tried so hard to keep my smile from taking over my face. (Dont want to get to excited just in case) 

She explained to me her requirements, everything she named is what i would assume a godmothers duty would be anyways. I dont have any myself, but if i did this is what i would think would be asked of me...

Be in her kids life for longer than a few years, at least phone calls on birthdays etc. Even if i wasn't the godmother i would do those things, and if I'm the one ill be there for more than just phone calls.

I cant wait to taking him or her to the park, chuck e cheese (you know you cant get in there without a kid under a certain age limit!) and i really want to help her decorate the babies room, since unfortunately I'm not expecting anything but my period next month. I need something to look forward to besides a bleeding vagina and terrible cramps!

What bothers me the most is how she was telling me about the people who just volunteer themselves to be the godparent.

First of all its her baby not yours.

Second of all, you never tell a mother whats best for her child, its her kid not yours, get over it. If she decides Lindsay Lohan is the best fucking role model in her kids life, then guess what...you don't have shit to say about it. 

I just think its disrespectful of people to volunteer themselves into someones life when the mother and father want to make there own decisions not influenced by anyone elses feelings or opinions.

Are you gonna name the baby for them too? Didn't think so.

Apparently this happens more often than i thought. There are a few pregnant women i know this year who have had friends of theres volunteer themselves. Again disrespectful, its no ones responsibility or business to appoint a godmother but the parents themselves.

Since i strayed away from my excitement of possibly being a godmother by going on a rant about dumb bitches, ill go back to saying how excited I am! She isn't due until September, but i already know as soon as she finds out the sex I'm gonna be looking at baby clothes (and of course those ridiculous shirts you find online or at Spencers that say things like "fuck the milk, give me the whiskey tits.") If she doesn't want him or her to go out in public wearing them its fine, they can be at home funny comfy baby clothes. I'm sure ill be taking plenty of pictures!