I like to pee on my boyfriend

I have an extremely overactive imagination or maybe because it was so close 9/11 when we took our flight into Orlando, but whenever i do anything i always think of the worst possible scenario.

At any moment someone is going to attack, so naturally i have to go into survival mode and think of what to do to defend myself, right? Does anyone else do this? Or is it just me?

When we were sitting on the airplane, there was a creepy man sitting next to us and he kept texting someone. Even after they informed all passengers to shut off cell phones, he was still texting away. I kept trying to glance over to get a peek at what was so important, but I'm not that sneaky and he would have noticed and thought i was being a creeper.

For all i know, he probably didn't understand English and wasn't aware that he shouldn't have been texting in flight.

Of course, my mind goes wild with all these outrageous, or not so outrageous thoughts. What if he is using it to detonate a bomb?

Now he's reaching into his pocket. What if he's going to pull out some sharp object and slit my throat open the first chance he gets? I immediately think of ways to keep myself and others alive. I think of how i have tweezers in my purse, those are sharp enough to jab in his eye if he starts to come at me right? If i force it through hard enough? It will at least give me time for a quick getaway, or enough time to kick him in the balls and let someone else bigger and stronger than I take over the beating phases of the trip.

Maybe i might have added a few kicks in here and there.

Now you imagine the mental images running through my head as I'm plotting my survival, what i would do if he decided to take over the plane. I'm to young to die, plus I'm scared to death of death. I will do anything to survive, and if I'm going down I'm not going down without a fight!

This also didn't help the fact that we actually flew back home on 9/11. At least there weren't any creepy men sitting next to us on the plane. In fact, we had a whole row to ourselves so it was wonderful.

I do this in every day life as well, if I'm coming home at night i always wonder if some strange man is going to run out of the woods and attack me. My solution, place my key in between my pointer and middle fingers, tighten my fist and be ready to throw a hard punch to the eyeball when the attacker comes.

Yes, my solutions are always to first go for the eyes. Especially since i never have anything practical for self defense handy. So i just make up shit in my head that i think would work as if i were a Charlies Angel who could make a weapon out of a stick.

If i had a stick, I would sure as hell try.

Well on that note, my boyfriend was holding me earlier and asked what i was doing, and as he was holding me I told him i was peeing.

What i meant to say, was that i had peed. Not that i was peeing at the very moment he was holding me. I decided i would share that with you because i couldn't stop laughing hard enough to correct myself as he was staring at me with disgust.

Now i will share some pictures from our trip to Orlando. Enjoy!

New stand prop at universal

Sues Landing

Waiting in line for the mummy ride

Toon Lagoon

Universal Studios

Finally arrived at Harry Potter! :-)

Cool picture i took in the greenhouse

Hogsmead Village

Hogwarts Castle

Hogwarts Express

Awesome lightning cloud when we were taking off. This one is no lightning

This one is with the lightning. Cool huh? I wish my camera was good
enough to get the actual lightning strike.

Above the clouds

Finally arrived, home sweet home. <3

p.s. don't forget to check out my new about me page! <3 There is a pretty sweet video!

My underwear is on backwards.

I'm going to be in the car on the way to Florida in 24 hours.

No, we aren't driving.

We're gonna be in the car, on our way to the airport, with the airplanes, that are going to fly us to Florida, in LEESSS than 24 hours.

It might have just hit me, or maybe it hasn't fully hit me yet.

Who knows?

All i know is, i wasn't pumped, and now I'm so fucking pumped i wanna punch a puppy!

..no wait.

That's mean....i got carried away with all the excitement, 

Sorry, I would never punch puppies. 

Promise

I haven't been on a vacation in what feels like forever, and of course this is the week where everything goes wrong.

Its that time of the month. 

Ya know, the one where all girls bleed out their bitchy tendencies through vagina's and mouths. The time of month when for no reason your girlfriend decides she wants to punch you in the dick just because it makes her feel better,

Or maybe thats just me...

Don't feel bad for my boyfriend he deserves two punches a day for every fart he pushes towards my direction. Fifty farts a day equal one hundred punches. He brought this punishment on himself.

Well his ass did...

the punishments I could think up involving that. 

Then i caught conjunctivitis..

Yeah, i know the jokes involving this as well

Now i have a cold.

I honestly don't even know if this is just a cold,  i have never felt so physically chilled during this kind of weather in my life. 

I might just be going crazy, crazier than usual.

One of my co-workers today was commenting on how the dining room thermostat read 80 degrees, the goosebumps on my arms all day would have disagreed, i couldn't stop shivering. Now I'm cradling a bowl of microwaved left over Chinese food from this weekend to keep me warm. Its really not as sad as it sounds.

Whats sad is the fact that the front of my underpants are currently located on my ass and I don't even have the strength to care.

Looking at the positive side of this situation, at least i got sick now, so i have the motivation to keep working for the simple fact that i want to have a fucking epic time in Florida.

Vacation planning

Ive never been on a vacation out of the country before, ya know tropical island, all inclusive type thing so my boyfriend and I finally decided we are going to actually book a trip instead of just talking about it. Ive never been out of the country (Canada doesn't count). And Ive been to Puerto Rico but that's part of the united states and its never been a vacation, its always to visit family. So I'm pumped to actually stay somewhere Ive never been before. Its gonna be a whole new exciting adventure for me!

How awesome does that look?

Ive been itching to go to Jamaica forever now, and every time i look up a place in Jamaica its so much more expensive then anywhere else.. does anyone have any hints or ideas for a good all inclusive resort in Jamaica? Ive been looking at the sandals resorts because those seem to have the best features, and i would like to avoid a place that has a bunch of kids and a lot of the sandals resorts I've been looking at are 18 plus, which is definitely a plus.

And in September we are planning a trip to universal so we can finally go see the Harry Potter theme park! Im pumped! My boyfriend is a huge Harry Potter fan, i think the series is alright, i just started reading the books. Only on the third one and its kind of repetitive so far and it annoys the fuck out of me. But Tom says it gets better after the first few books, hopefully hes right. But until we can go buy the other one, since his friend borrowed the fourth book and never returned it, Ive been reading the Golden Compass which has been more enjoyable then Harry Potter so far. Even tho i still think it will be an awesome experience, because as much as i don't like the books yet, his world is pretty fucking awesome and i cant wait to try some butterbeer! I promise you i will take some awesome pictures too!

Bandaid tom ripped off

Maybe ill have to get my good camera before we leave, this trip will definitely call for some good camera capturing moments! <3

Well anyway my godson is due in the beginning of September and i cant wait to meet his handsome little face! I know its gonna be love at first sight. <3 

My arm hurts like a bitch from the shot the other day, love how it hurts after but not during the sticking of the needle in your arm, i still haven't gone to get those tests done to see if im anemic, but hopefully by Saturday, and my work is pissing me off. We'll see how today goes...

Yum...one of my cats just took a dump. It smells like death. mmmmm. The smell of fresh shit in the afternoon, its enough to keep you going...

So today ill leave you with some pictures i drew last night while i couldn't sleep. They are the first things Ive ever drawn from real life instead of an already drawn image, it took me a while but i did it!

this was a picture taken from Toms Harry Potter birthday party

Tom sleeping, thank god he stayed still for a while or else i wouldnt have been able to do this. (He called me a creep when he woke up. haha.)