Thursday, September 8, 2011

My underwear is on backwards.

I'm going to be in the car on the way to Florida in 24 hours.

No, we aren't driving.

We're gonna be in the car, on our way to the airport, with the airplanes, that are going to fly us to Florida, in LEESSS than 24 hours.

It might have just hit me, or maybe it hasn't fully hit me yet.

Who knows?

All i know is, i wasn't pumped, and now I'm so fucking pumped i wanna punch a puppy! wait.

That's mean....i got carried away with all the excitement, 

Sorry, I would never punch puppies. 


I haven't been on a vacation in what feels like forever, and of course this is the week where everything goes wrong.

Its that time of the month. 
Ya know, the one where all girls bleed out their bitchy tendencies through vagina's and mouths. The time of month when for no reason your girlfriend decides she wants to punch you in the dick just because it makes her feel better,

Or maybe thats just me...

Don't feel bad for my boyfriend he deserves two punches a day for every fart he pushes towards my direction. Fifty farts a day equal one hundred punches. He brought this punishment on himself.

Well his ass did...

the punishments I could think up involving that. 

Then i caught conjunctivitis..

Yeah, i know the jokes involving this as well

Now i have a cold.

I honestly don't even know if this is just a cold,  i have never felt so physically chilled during this kind of weather in my life. 

I might just be going crazy, crazier than usual.

One of my co-workers today was commenting on how the dining room thermostat read 80 degrees, the goosebumps on my arms all day would have disagreed, i couldn't stop shivering. Now I'm cradling a bowl of microwaved left over Chinese food from this weekend to keep me warm. Its really not as sad as it sounds.

Whats sad is the fact that the front of my underpants are currently located on my ass and I don't even have the strength to care.

Looking at the positive side of this situation, at least i got sick now, so i have the motivation to keep working for the simple fact that i want to have a fucking epic time in Florida.


  1. please take lots and lots of photos!

  2. I will!! There will be many twitter updates and when i get back ill post all the good ones on here!! :-)

  3. Harry Potter theme park? That's so awesome, I'm so jealous! I can't wait to go there. I was worried when I first heard about it what it would be cheesy, but I've heard from a lot of people that it's really awesome. Look forward to your post-Florida posts!

  4. Im pumped! Its going to be like im walking into the book. Well at least thats what i hope its going to be like. I dont want to be dissapointed, i heard its awesome too though! :-) So hopefull it will meet all my expectations! <3